Instead, he started going out with her adopted mother, Mia Farrow, and bided his time, making babies with that hideous old white woman while his Asian lotus flower bloomed.The parody encyclopedia Wikipedia has an entry for Allen which contains the following sentence: "The relationship between Allen and [Soon-Yi] Previn has often been referred to as a father involved romantically with his stepdaughter because she was adopted and legally Farrow's daughter and his son's sister." This sentence is thought to be inspired by Lenny from The Simpsons.Lasser said in 1992, "I want to make it clear: he never slept with any of my adopted children." Perhaps Allen's two most famous relationships never resulted in marriage.

Allen and Previn married in 1997 and have two adopted children together.

“She enjoyed being introduced to many, many things that I knew from experience, and I enjoyed showing her those things. Two people come along and they have a trillion exquisite needs and neuroses and nuances and they have to mesh, and if one of them doesn’t mesh, it causes a lot of trouble.

“I started the relationship with her and I thought it would just be a fling.

It wouldn’t be serious, but it had a life of its own. Then we started going together, then we started living together, and we were enjoying it. It seemed to work in our favor actually,” Allen said of their romance.

Woody Allen (born Woodrow Wilson "Putz" Kaliningrad), 1951) is a neurotic, self-obsessed, potty-minded, sexually repressed auteur.

He's also one of the finest examples of a Jew who does not control Hollywood and is increasingly based in Europe where he writes scripts in which middle-aged men who sound like Woody Allen get to have sex with young girls like Scarlett Johansson.

Woody soon realized that film was not merely a refuge for boys so socially awkward that their closest companions were spot projectors nick-named Arnie, but also a way to meet ladies. Less plausible is that the earnest, sugar-sweet heroines of Woody Allen's movies actually go for (and go down on) just this kind of man.

The use of supposedly esotericart as a tool to get laid is a recurring them of Allen's life -- I mean movies. It's as if all their lives they secretly wanted to bone their dentured, spelling-bee winning grandfather and then one day Woody shows up on the subway seat next to them wearing a brushed corduroy blazer holding a lukewarm cup of Earl Grey, with a leather-bound Proust and a laminated pocket-copy of the Kama Sutra in his manpurse. The amusing part is, from Man Hat On (1979) onwards, Allen, writing his own lines, has his character initially refuse the pretty girl's advances.

As a high school student, Woody honed his game on the rough streets of the Upper West Side (West siiide), between dirty 3rd and Amsterdam. Allen married his first wife, Harlene Rosen, in 1954 when he was 19 and she was 16.

Puberty was not kind to him, but a regular rotation between his best boy grip and the third clarinetist in the weekend orchestra provided him with what he came to call, "artistic relief". It's got something to do with men wanting to watch someone even more pathetic than them seduce women who are even younger than their children. The pair divorced in 1959 when Allen discovered she was a Nazi, and what she had called her Papa's Chicken recipe was actually the notorious NSDAP dish Chicken Himmler.

Woody Allen says his 23-year relationship with Soon-Yi Previn worked because of their previous parent-child relationship.